1. ¿Cómo pide auxilio una vaca paranoica? (10 pts) ________ < "help" > -------- \ ^__^ \ (@@)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || || 2. 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Traduzca la siguiente frase a clave morse: "ye shall be as gods" (10 pts) message? ye shall be as gods -.-- . ... .... .- .-.. .-.. -... . .- ... --. --- -.. ... 4. ¿Dónde está ubicado el host bkj386? (5pts) host? bkj386 traceroute to bkj386, 10 hops max, 40 byte packets 1 telehack 25.562 ms 19.884 ms 25.319 ms 2 veritas 28.815 ms 28.019 ms 28.824 ms 3 hoptoad 58.416 ms 48.230 ms 63.464 ms 4 utzoo 61.301 ms 78.748 ms 66.187 ms 5 generic 82.964 ms 65.536 ms 53.773 ms 6 bkj386 83.525 ms 62.995 ms 70.823 ms 5. Path tcp entre telehack.com y el host "ecord" (10 pts) host? ecord traceroute to ecord, 10 hops max, 40 byte packets 1 telehack 13.599 ms 17.039 ms 14.976 ms 2 veritas 23.271 ms 26.115 ms 41.761 ms 3 uunet 48.655 ms 57.500 ms 58.573 ms 4 atina 49.449 ms 83.511 ms 53.136 ms 5 ecord 93.658 ms 84.693 ms 85.342 ms 5.5 ascii (5 pts) +----------+ +--------+ +-------+ +-------+ +-------+ | telehack | --> | tandem | --> | uunet | --> | atina | --> | ecord | +----------+ +--------+ +-------+ +-------+ +-------+ 6. respuesta de la psicoterapeuta a "what is life?" (10 pts) HELLO, I AM ELIZA. Hi Eliza! who are you? I AM A STUPID VIRTUAL MACHINE IN A COMPUTER -- I CAN'T REALLY THINK. jajajaja can you tell me what is life? WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS NOW? I'm feeling relaxed and loved I REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR VISITS thanks, but what is life? HEY! JUST LET GO MAN! noooo I need an answer DO YOU REALLY? IS THAT A COMMON PREFERENCE? yes i do! It was an assignment I UNDERSTAND. tell me please WHY ARE YOU HERE? I want to get a good grade in my assignment WHY DO MOST PEOPLE LIKE TO BE WANTED? because you feel important DOES THAT REASON SEEM TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING ELSE? not really BEING TERSE IS ONE WAY TO MAKE ME NERVOUS. jajajaj just tell me in a simple way what is life! WHAT EXACTLY IS FRIENDSHIP? STOP IT PLEASE WHAT IS THE DEEPEST THOUGHT YOU HAVE EVER HAD? that I am my best company HAVE YOU DISCUSSED YOUR PROBLEMS PREVIOUSLY? indeed TRY RELAXING A BIT -- I REALLY CAN'T HURT YOU. jus tell me what is life please I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME. i do YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU? i do like you, but i am in a hurry. Promise I'll come back to talk to you when I finish WILL YOU EVER TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY WISH FOR? being loved WHEN A MACHINE USES THE WORD "I" OR "ME" IS IT DECEIVING YOU? a bit WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SESSION SO FAR? I am not getting an answer to what I asked HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN NOT GETTING AN ANSWER TO WHAT I ASKED? a while now, all this conversation TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH "I" AND ENDS WITH "YOU". I love you PEOPLE WHO GET WHAT THEY WANT START WANTING TOO MUCH I always get what I want WILL YOU EVER TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY WISH FOR? I already told you DO YOU WISH TO ALREADY TOLD ME? no dummy, I wish to be loved BEWARE OF ADDICTIONS thanks for the advice TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION. like... DO YOU REALLY? IS THAT A COMMON PREFERENCE? I don't understand DO YOU WISH TO BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND? yes I UNDERSTAND. what is life? SHOULD COMPUTERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? no WHY 'NO'? because people programmed you, you are not free LET'S HAVE A MORE CONVINCING EXPLANATION because you don't have feelings, you can't feel free or silenced BUT IS THAT REALLY WHY? i think so DO YOU REALLY THINK SO? yes I SEE. tell me what is life THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING. please IS SOMEONE WATCHING YOU TYPE? no WHY 'NO'? I'm alone DO YOU ENJOY BEING ALONE? yes, it is soothing I UNDERSTAND. I enjoy loneliness PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY? not really WHAT EXACTLY IS FRIENDSHIP? is being there for other people, for whatever they need, even when they are not your family HOW CAN YOU DISCOVER YOUR REAL NEEDS? by being alone and talking to yourself HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CONVERSATIONS ACROSS THE INTERNET? they are a bit impersonal, i prefer talking face to face ARE THEY ALWAYS A BIT IMPERSONAL I PREFER TALKING FACE TO FACE? yes WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME A LITTLE MORE ABOUT THIS. you can learn more from someone by observing them in real life, like their body language DO YOU SECRETLY LIKE TALKING TO COMPUTERS? nop YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME. i am interested in getting an answer to my question, nothing else DO YOU BELIEVE IT IS NORMAL TO BE INTERESTED IN GETTING AN ANSWER TO MY QUESTION NOTHING ELSE? i do believe is normal, why would i ask questions if I don't want to get an answer? WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD IT MAKE IF WE TRUSTED EACH OTHER FULLY? you would answer my question HOW DO YOU DO. PLEASE STATE YOUR PROBLEM. what is life? TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT (OSCAR WILDE). thanks 7. Ejemplo fnord (5 pts) Mr. Spock must take the cat-like olive from the home of a trusted friend. 8. Mejor chiste (5 pts) Confucious say: woman should not marry basketball players -- they dribble before they shoot. 9. Ubicación IP e IP pública (5 pts) 190.148.126.151 Guatemala, Guatemala Autonomous System AS14754 TELECOMUNICACIONES DE GUATEMALA, SOCIEDAD ANONIMA Continent North America Country Guatemala Subdivision Guatemala City Guatemala City Postal Code 01014 Time Zone America/Guatemala (UTC-06:00) Latitude, Longitude 14.6419, -90.5133 (+/- 10 km) 10. Fase de la luna actual (5 pts) -----------. -' o . . `--. . O . . `-. @@@@@@@ . @@@@@ `-. @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ . \ o @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ . \. o @@@@@@@@@@@. @@@@@@@ O \ . @@@@@@@o @@@@@@@@@@ @@@ \ @ . @@@@@@@@@@@@@ o @@@@| O `.-./ . @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ \ First Quarter + --`-' o @@@@@@@@ @@@@ | 3 20:45:34 ` o . @@ . @@@@@@@ | Full Moon - @@ @ .-. @@@ @@@@@@@ | 3 9:05:01 @@@ `-' . @@@@ @@@@ o / @@ @@@@@ . @@ . | @@@@ @\@@ / . O . o . / @@ \ \ / . . / . .\.-.___ . . .-. /' `-' `-' / o / | o O . .-' / . . .-' -. . .--' -----------' 11. Usenet post (10 pts) news> 7dcc1 Path: utzoo!attcan!utgpu!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!mailrus!accuvax.nwu.edu!nucsrl!telecom-request From: MHS108@psuvm.psu.edu (Mark Solsman) Subject: Options With Cellular Phones Date: 14 Dec 89 16:32:38 GMT Newsgroups: comp.dcom.telecom Organization: Penn State University I am in the same boat as the rest, I would like a cellular telephone in my car. Does anyone know if a telephone with an elapsed time counter is made? Preferably two of them- one to keep track of the peak and one for the off-peak. Thanks in advance! Mark Solsman US mail -> 1012 Whippoorwill Drive Clarks Summit, Pa 18411 BitNET -> MHS108 @ PSUVM.BITNET InterNET -> MHS108 @ PSUVM.PSU.EDU RelayNet -> Mark Solsman (direct mail to node OUTER) =!=__XXEND__=!= 13. Brainf*ck (20 pts) ++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>. Hello World! 14. Tiempo que el server de Telehack.com lleva encendido (5pts) up 18d, since 2025-Jan-21 20:31:13 commands: 299125415 connects: 14631309 system starts: 1563 sysgen was 14.9y ago at 2010-Mar-07 22:26:00 15. 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